Dietary Supplement Reviewer – Boost Publicity, Affiliates & Influencers

Are you looking for a Dietary Supplement Reviewer? You are in the right place. I, the Natural Health Writer, have written literally hundreds of dietary supplement reviews.

In this blog post, I am going to talk about my approach to reviewing nutritional supplements, along with the different forms my reviews can take. I am also going to paste in a sample so you can get an idea of my style as a nutritional supplement reviewer. Let’s get to it!

**In a rush? If you are seeking a dietary supplement reviewer for your brand, then I’m your huckleberry. Please contact me anytime to chat.

The Dietary Supplement Review

So why would you ever pay the Natural Health Writer to write a supplement review for your product?

There are many uses for such reviews, but the most popular by far:

The nutritional supplement review is an effective tool for affiliate marketing.

As a Dietary Supplement Reviewer, I would write the “master reviews” of my client’s products that would spawn many other reviews throughout the client’s affiliate network.

In addition, I would write in-depth reviews of competitor products within the same category — covering their strengths and weaknesses in a fair, objective way that built credibility and positioned my client as the best of the best.

When my master review (and other in-category reviews) was completed and published, it would then serve as a wellspring of talking points for the affiliates and influencers throughout our entire network.

Indeed, the nutritional supplement review is the perfect vehicle to discuss:

  • Unique selling propositions
  • Key supplement formula differentiators
  • Supplement ingredient choices and synergies
  • Dosage levels and how they compare
  • Quality points, such as branded ingredients
  • Cleanliness, such as vegan and eco-friendly forms
  • Directions for use
  • Potential benefits to the consumer
  • Shipping details, discounts, deals
  • Stacking tips

Just imagine it. Every review, every piece of publicity, ever influencer mention of your product presenting consistent, coherent selling points. Your brand presence strong and true across the web, in 4K crystal-clarity.

As a dietary supplement reviewer, I make it SO easy for influencers and affiliates to publicize key selling points to maximum effect.

Let’s now move on to talking about some of the different forms a dietary supplement review can take.

Nutritional Supplement Product Review

This is the classic review. It analyzes a single product. Usually, it will be reviewing a stack formula with enough ingredients to really dig into.

Comparative “Versus” Reviews

Another popular review category, in these I do a side-by-side analysis of two competing products within the same category. I compare ingredients, dosages, formulation strategy, price-per-serving, etc. before naming a winner.

Best Supplement for [health concern] Review

In these reviews, I will take a health concern — such as joint aches, brain fog, constipation, etc. — and present the best products for helping with that specific concern. My sample review below is in this category, a specific “for” niche: Best brain supplements for men over age 30.

Ingredient Reviews

Some reviews will go in-depth into individual ingredients, evaluating their various uses, clinical studies, ethnobotanical origins, etc.

Why hire me as a dietary supplement reviewer? My “master” supplement reviews are a valuable marketing resource for your affiliates, influencers and salespeople.

My Favorite Supplement Review Story

I believe it was a few days before New Year’s Eve, with Jan 1, 2017 fast approaching. I was running a nutritional supplement review site at the time.

Part of the trick was recognizing which supplements were poised to surge. Doing my research, I looked at the calendar and chose to focus on weight loss for my next review.

I delved into some industry publications and learned about a new branded ingredient called SLIMVANCE. That’s when things got spicy.

Leading up to Jan 1, I cranked out several different Slimvance-related dietary supplement reviews. They included:

You get the drift. By Jan 1, all the dietary supplement reviews were indexed by the Google. The site was getting about 500 visitors per day in December… but when Jan 1 hit, that spiked to 5,000 visitors per day. 10X, all thanks to the Slimvance reviews.

That traffic was no flash in the pan.

It gave a sustained boost. This demonstrates how consumers CRAVE education when it comes to buying dietary supplements, especially the hot and trendy ones.

If you are seeking a dietary supplement reviewer…

…and would like me to write reviews for your brand, please do contact me anytime to schedule a chat.

Need something else? I also specialize in many other nutritional supplement content forms, including:

Email me at today!


I am a nutritional supplement copywriter. Under this umbrella I include all types of content related to selling supplements responsibly. I have written about everything.

But my work as a dietary supplement reviewer has been some of the most important of my career.

What?? It’s true.

Here’s the thing. I have written hundreds of dietary supplement reviews. But not just any reviews. I go DEEP when I am writing my reviews. Deep into research, benefits, competitors, etc.

Writing these types of reviews has allowed me to get a bird’s-eye view of all major categories in the industry today.

Not just looking at one product within a category, but scoping out all of the category’s leading products. Comparing and contrasting them.

Learning about today’s greatest brands, and how each one approaches supplement formulation. Learning about who is using what. And always getting fresh insight on groundbreaking new ingredients and hot trends that define the entire industry.

My Sample Nutritional Supplement Review (“Best For” Category) follows:

Top 3 Brain Supplements for Men Age 30+

Remember your wild and crazy 20s?

Your idea of “brainpower” was different in those days. You took brain supplements—nootropics—to crush it at the gym, pick up chicks, mentally dominate your buddies at Beer Pong and Madden… and occasionally, to ace your exams.

Back then, you could take stacks upon stacks of intense stimulant brain supplements and bounce back quickly and easily, because hey… 20s.

But turning 30 changes EVERYTHING.

Now you want to take brain supplements for good and not evil.

But seriously, after 30 you need to activate and boost different aspects of brainpower to meet your new grown-up priorities, including:

  • Professional focus. You want to make a lot more money in your 30s.
  • Expanding horizons. You want to diversify knowledge & skills more.
  • Girlfriend/wife/kids. Now you’re the Man. You need that brain.

Besides these new brain demands, your mental performance actually starts declining in your late 20s. If you’re 30+, you may have already noticed that your motivation, focus, memory, and mental energy might be slipping.

With all this going on, it’s clear: If you want to max out your brainpower, when you turn 30 you must upgrade your brain supplement to a formula that:

  1. Addresses your new & changing cognitive needs and demands
  2. Feeds your brain to stop age-related mental performance slide
  3. Avoids the harsh stimulants that make you a raving man-beast

We researched and uncovered the 3 best brain supplements for men 30+ that meet these criteria. Any one is a good pick, but in order of greatness, they are:

#1: Mind Lab PRO™

“Universal Nootropic” formula that’s like a Swiss Army Knife for your BRAIN

Are you the Alpha type who wants an across-the-board brainpower surge to excel in everything you do… in your 30s and beyond? Mind Lab Pro is the best brain supplement for you.

It’s new, but Mind Lab Pro (or MLP) is already generating a lot of buzz and rave reviews. MLP is different because each of its 11 brain nutrients is research-backed, and each one hits (or comes damn near close) to the “clinical range” sweet spot.

This dynamic formulation is why MLP enhances more brain pathways than any other formula, helping with: Neurotransmitters, brain energy, neural regeneration, brain bloodflow, brain waves, and brain protection.

The end result: MLP “flexes” to improve all aspects of mental performance—attention, focus, processing speed, brain energy, memory, mood, you name it. Whatever you need, whenever you need it, MLP brings it… which is why it’s our #1 brain supplement for men over 30.

Mind Lab Pro is especially good for….

Supreme Mental Performance: MLP’s Cognizin® Citicoline + Vinpocetine supercharge brain energy and crystallize focus. The Huperzine-A, Acetyl-L-Tyrosine & Bacopa boost brain chemicals that accelerate thinking, too.

A Confident “Winner” Mindset: Rhodiola rosea crushes stress, L-Theanine relaxes, and B6 (as superior P-5-P) boosts mood—keeping you calm, cool and positive-minded while sharpening your alertness.

Brain Regeneration: Sharp-PS® phosphatidylserine (soy-free), Lion’s Mane mushroom and Pterostilbene help brain cells to multiply and thrive, helping short-term memory and long-term brain health.

Mind Lab Pro does a lot more, too… that’s the whole “Swiss Army Knife” point. As a mental performance-booster, it’s ridiculously versatile.

Other Mind Lab Pro Pros

  • Quality. Top-notch ingredients and premium Vcaps® capsules.
  • Clean. The cleanest label we’ve seen—no fillers, just brain nutrients.
  • Affordable. These 11 nootropics bought singly: $200. In MLP? $65.

Mind Lab Pro Cons

  • Brand new. Fantastic formula, but no real track record yet.

Summary: MLP’s formula seems customized for driven, ambitious men over age 30. They don’t want to be good at one thing, they want to mentally dominate everything. These Alphas are in demand and spread thin. MLP helps by promoting a performance-tuned mind that fires on all cylinders.


Balls-out brain chemical booster for motivation, knowledge & strategic thinking

Do you need a little help getting motivated for physical activity after turning 30? Do you see knowledge as a chance to gain a strategic advantage and win more? CILTEP might be the right brain supplement for you.

CILTEP’s formula strategy promotes “Long-Term Potentiation (LTP)”. There’s not that much research behind LTP, but the idea is it’s a kind of ramped-up, accelerated and sustained brain cell-signaling activity that may help high-intensity thinking, learning and drive.

CILTEP comes in 2nd because it simply doesn’t have the broad array of brain-boosting bio-activities that Mind Lab Pro has (then again, no other brain supplement does, either). Instead, CILTEP has a narrow focus, working exceptionally well in one cognitive pathway: Brain chemicals.

CILTEP is especially good for….

Memory & Learning. Its Artichoke Extract (5% caffeoylquinic acids) and Coleus forskohlii (20% forskolin) boost, optimize & sustain Acetylcholine (ACh) brain chemical for memory, focus, and absorbing new knowledge.

Motivation. The L-Phenylalanine boosts Dopamine (DA), the motivation/movement brain chemical that drives athletes and adrenaline junkies; P-5-P then helps the body use that Dopamine more efficiently.

Aging brain support. CILTEP’s Acetyl-L-Carnitine (ALCAR) is not a nootropic, but it’s good for long-term brain health. ALCAR helps Acetylcholine too, bringing more ammo to your fight against age-related mental decline.

Other CILTEP Pros

  • Quality. Standardized artichoke+coleus ensure nootropic potency.
  • Duration. A big benefit: CILTEP is supposed to work for 8-14 hours.
  • Unique. No other nootropic boosts brain chemicals like CILTEP does.


  • Narrow focus. It’s great for brain chemicals, but not much else.
  • Early research: The main ingredients, Coleus and Artichoke, are promising but lack strong human clinical trials for brain health.

Summary: CILTEP Brand Ambassadors (“CILTEP Champions”) include athletes, trainers and gamers. This reflects CILTEP’s main purpose: It helps men over age 30 to reclaim motivation & sharpen strategy… making it just right for those who have a competitive fire that will never die.

#3: truBrain

World’s First “Think Drinks” for spiking work productivity while avoiding burnout

Career driven? Do you push your brain way beyond reasonable limits in your relentless quest to TCB? In your 30s, all that intensity catches up with you. Brain fog, mental fatigue and burnout set in… and you fall behind. truBrain could be the right brain supplement for you.

truBrain is a two-formula stack that helps you “Get your work done faster, and get out of the office sooner.” This is exactly what a lot of men over age 30 are looking for. truBrain Original is taken daily; the Boost formula is taken once in a while, whenever you need extra mental energy.

truBrain products are designed as safe, effective alternatives to stimulants, energy drinks and ADD drugs—all of which are over-used in office settings, and exact a bigger toll as men grow older. For its laser-targeted productivity benefits and noble mission, truBrain is our #3 for men over 30.

TruBrain is especially good for…

Multitasking & TCB: truBrain’s Oxiracetam (a racetam-class nootropic) and Citicoline work together to stimulate the brain and sharpen attention without making you a jittery mess.

“Direct Focus.” A brain benefit unique to truBrain, this mindset is promoted as being far better than stimulant-driven “alertness” for cranking on productivity and getting the most out of your workday.

Charging Up. The Boost truBrain formula gives a nice mental energy bump with Uridine and Centrophenoxine for brain chemicals and Caffeine+L-Theanine for clear-headed brain energy with less jitters.

Other truBrain Pros

  • Drinks. Easy and made tasty with agave, nopal, mangosteen & pear.
  • Credible. truBrain is developed and tested by neuroscientists.


  • Expensive! The “regular” package is $85/month.
  • Stimulants. Caffeine+Oxiracetam combo is not for everybody.
  • Scammy? truBRAIN offers a great introductory deal, but you have to sign up for a suspicious Autoship program to get it… so be careful.

Summary: Workaholism can take all the fun out of your 30s. truBrain boosts productivity and sharpens professional performance safely, without risks, burnout or side effects. Take it to find a healthy work-life balance, get more done in less time, and set yourself up for a bright professional future.

The Big Finish

When you turn 30—despite your best efforts—you will notice that your body is starting to age… and that your brain might be slowing down a bit, too. This sucks.

But there’s good news: By taking the right age-targeted brain supplements, your brain can grow stronger as you grow into your 30s.

Ultimately, your brain can become the new nexus of your manly power—boosting mental and physical performance, helping you feel more youthful, and driving you to achieve more in life throughout your 30s and beyond.

The three formulas discussed in this article—Mind Lab Pro, CILTEP, and truBrain—are all awesome, high-quality brain supplements that perfectly match the unique brain needs of men over age 30.

Any one of them is a great pick for boosting your brain to become a better man as you age.

I am your dietary supplement reviewer for hire, and I am ready to assist you!

Would you like this caliber of content for YOUR  supplements? Contact me today and let’s work together. I am ready to rock!

Nutritional Supplement Blog & Article Writer


This is a blog post about writing blog posts. Specifically, blogging for dietary supplements and holistic health topics. I am the Natural Health Writer, P.J.S. Dougherty. And writing nutritional supplement blog articles is one of my top specialties.

If you are looking for a dedicated expert supplement blogger, then you are in the right place. We can get started today.

If you are “just browsing” for writers or seeking to write your own blog articles, don’t click away just yet. This article is written to help you, too.

I will be discussing what goes into a great supplement blog article. I’ll share some insight and tips that can help you get started and make the most of your blogging initiative.

Of course I won’t give away all my secrets, but even if you’re not hiring me there are gold nuggets in the copy that follows. I’m happy to share this insight with you, because I love this industry and I want us all to thrive!

Nutritional Supplement Blogging

Has your nutritional supplement brand fallen behind on blogging?

Or perhaps your blogs need a refresh to bring them up to date, sharpen SEO and bring them into FDA-proof (or at the very least, FDA-friendly) territory.

Maybe you’re just tired of the headaches. Because let’s face it. Consistent, high-quality blogging is especially challenging in the natural health sphere.

Good luck finding a writer who understands supplements. Even more challenging: finding a dietary supplement blog writer who produces FDA-friendly articles that:

  1. empower the reader with credible health knowledge
  2. sell your product without clubbing the reader over the head
  3. pass legal review and get approved to publish, quickly and easily

These blogging pain points are extra painful because supplement articles have tremendous potential to boost every aspect of your brand.

Blogging is an incredibly versatile supplement marketing tool.

In fact, when it comes to copy that sells supplements, I can think of no better vehicle than the humble blog… as long as it’s written by an awesome supplement blog writer. Here’s how a blog can really empower your brand:

SEO draws organic traffic

This is the biggest impact I have seen with my blogging. Organic traffic. These visitors are often ready to buy.

Here are some of my greatest hits. Each of the following blog articles is ranking for its respective keyword on Google.

Benefits of Nootropics – #7 Google Ranked
Are Nootropics Safe? – #4 Ranked
Best Nootropic Supplements – #4 Ranked
Best Probiotic for Constipation – #4 Ranked
Nootropics for ADHD – #1 Ranked
List of Nootropics – #2 Ranked
Best Prebiotic Supplement – #5 Ranked
Best Energy Supplements – #1 Ranked (Featured Snippet)
Best Caffeine Pills – #9 Ranked (“Best Caffeine Pills 2023”, #1 Featured Snippet)

Of course, great content alone is not enough to rank. Your overall SEO strategy, including off-page SEO efforts, plays a big part, as well.

Blogs educate consumers

Education sells supplements. Blogs educate supplement consumers.

Just imagine the possibilities, with a vast network of credible, high-quality blog posts educating consumers on the research behind your ingredients, the importance of quality, the stories that sell your supplements. All interwoven seamlessly. So that ultimately any click merely reinforces your products with credibility.

Here are some more examples of supplement blog articles distributed via list and social, where SEO was not so paramount.

The Gut Brain Connection & Why it Matters – Blog genesis & concept development, first blog published by brand, legally reviewed

The Mythical COVID Pill – B2B blog article advising brands to avoid any claims related to COVID

Blogs build credibility

When blogging is done consistently over time, you not only gain SEO traction but also build your information resources into a vast archive.

This demonstrates to the consumer that your brand knows what it is talking about… again, as long as your blogs are written with expertise and prevision.

Just imagine the possibilities, with a vast network of credible, high-quality blog posts educating consumers on the research behind your ingredients, the importance of quality, the stories that sell your supplements.

All interwoven seamlessly via links. So that ultimately any click merely reinforces your products with credibility.

I’m old-school like this kid. All my supplement blog posts are 100% written by hand. No robots!

How to Win at Dietary Supplement Blogging

Here’s the challenge: When it comes to dietary supplements, blog articles need to be a higher caliber in order to have any beneficial impact, let alone to boost your whole brand.

There are lots of low-quality blog articles on dietary supplements.

You know the kind of posts I’m talking about. Poorly written and irrelevant at best, fraught with red-flag FDA words throughout at worst.

Sometimes you get lucky and produce a fairly well-written article – but then you find it misses the mark when it comes to SEO, is irrelevant to your needs or simply doesn’t seem to serve any purpose at all.

It’s just…. fluff.

The last – the mediocre supplement blog posts – are the most painful for me to observe. Because for many, they are “good enough”, so the vast potential of supplement blogging goes unrealized.

On the flipside, when you get a great nutritional supplement blog post, you are making an investment that can bring you amazing returns.

What makes a nutritional supplement blog post great?

A blog post must have an intention to be great. It must serve a purpose.

Dietary supplement brands want to sell more dietary supplements. The blog post serves as a powerful tool to do that.

As long as you do it the right way. Let’s take a look at some things that should go into a successful dietary supplement blog both.


And lots of it. Credibility is key for the entire supplement industry. Blog articles are the perfect vehicle to showcase the research that has gone into your products. It’s beneficial to also share research that has nothing to do with your products. Such as lifestyle tips and tricks for various health concerns that you may be discussing in your articles.

Tip: do real research. Get to the source. Don’t get your blog information from competing blogs. Be original. Make the queries your own.

There are a few reasons for this. First and most obviously, plagiarism is wrong. In my world this applies to mining competitors blogs for the same information, rewriting it, etc.

Google knows the difference, anyway. Increasingly so. If you want to rank, your post must bring original insightful content into the world.


Give your visitors the information they are looking for. I have witnessed some truly cringe worthy blog posts that swing and miss spectacularly on the most basic of blogging principles.

The visitor landed on your supplement blog post looking for something specific.

In the nutritional supplement industry, this “something specific” is also something closely personal to the visitor. His or her health, the greatest wealth.

They are not as casual as other people searching on the Internet. They’re looking for important information.

If you are fortunate enough to gain their attention, you had better get to the point and quick!

Your article opening must be on topic. But what follows is even more instrumental.


In a great nutritional supplement blog article, the author will go into the details to tell the whole story – well, as much of the story as can be told in a reasonable length blog post.

A great nutritional supplement blog post writer will figure out the links using SEO tools, as well as tapping experience and some other sly tricks to pick out the most impactful word count for your topics.

This typically ranges from 2000 to 3000 words, but can be longer in some cases.

That’s a lot of content!

These days it is challenging to capture the reader’s attention for so long. That’s why you’re blog post article really have to sparkle in terms of its style it also must be formatted correctly. And top of the list, and must be structured in a sensible way.

So many blogs fail at this. Think like the inverse pyramid from high school journalism class, infused with storytelling. Broken down into simple concepts that flow from beginning to end.

This can indeed be challenging, but is essential especially for the wellness industry.

We have a duty to our customers to help them understand every ingredient that we supply in our supplements.

When it comes to matters of health, and indigestible products, the more high quality information you can supply to your consumers, the better.

Google and other search engines know this. They are rewarding longer-form content on a nutritional supplement blog that provides credible information and visitors can actually use to help their overall health.


Choose your sources, communicate them clearly and is truly, and then give credit. This aligns with the supplement industry’s best direction moving forward. And also gives you a great opportunity to market your products formulation strategy.

Claims awareness

This is one of the biggest hurdles facing nutritional supplement blog writers.

It is difficult enough to craft an entire story about an herb, nutrients, or combinations thereof. Then you’re thrown a curveball: just like the marketing material on your labels, packaging, and main website, your blog content must be respectful to FDA guidelines.

Notice I didn’t say 100% compliance with FDA guidelines. That’s because I am not a lawyer. I am a nutritional supplement blog writer. Only a lawyer can guarantee 100% compliance.

What sets me apart from other writers in that category, however, is my extensive experience crafting FDA-friendly content for nutritional supplement companies.

I like to say, only a lawyer can tell you if your content is 100% compliant. But I can get you close to the target – all while storytelling, brand building, and supplement selling.

Brand weaving

This aspect of dietary supplements blog marketing requires an especially deft hand. All of your blog content should support your product your brand in some way. But even greater than that, it must first address the visitors need directly and was strong credible information.

So product marketing must take a backseat. But not too far back, or else you will lose the reader entirely. Instead the product must be woven into the content. The more content you have, the easier and more effective this will be. Internal links, directing to more information on everything that the visitor may be looking for.


Do you have a blog? Good for you. But are you posting consistently? Is your content compliant? Are you realizing the massive potential your blog possesses?

In this article, I’ve discussed some of the challenges when it comes to maintaining a supplement blog. It can cause a lot of headaches. And spending money on low-quality content is worse than having no content at all!

If you’re willing to be hands-on and write your own blog posts, every week, like clockwork… you will succeed. But if that’s not an appealing solution, there is another option: Hire me to write your blogs.

**SPECIAL RATE: My Introductory Dietary Supplement Blog Writer Package

Now you know everything about nutritional supplement blogging. And you might be thinking, I don’t want to deal with all that!

Well, this is your big chance then. The Natural Health Writer is here to take all those blogging headaches off your hand.

For NEW Clients, I am offering 3 supplement blog posts for $2500.

Here’s what you get in each article:

  • 1500-2500 words of top-quality nutritional supplement blog content
  • 5-10 references: External links to credible high-quality websites
  • 3-5 smoothly integrated internal links to your products
  • 2 free photos, sourced from Creative Commons

Contact me today, and let’s get started on your blog initiative!

The Panda Joke

A panda walks into a cafe, pandasits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating it, he pulls out a camera, takes a picture of the waiter, and then stands up to go.

“Hey, Panda!” shouts the manager. “Where do you think you’re going? You didn’t pay for your sandwich!”

The panda pulls out a battered, poorly-punctuated dictionary and tosses it to the manager as he exits. “I’m a PANDA. Look it up!”

The manager opens it and sees this definition: “Panda: A white-and-black, bear-like mammal found in the forest areas of central China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

OK, so maybe it’s not the best joke in the world, but it serves a purpose: It illustrates how one misplaced comma can change the entire meaning of a sentence, leading to disaster.

Panda jokes are funny. But Google’s Panda 4.0 update? If you’ve been populating your website with cheap content, then the joke’s on you.

A fantastic write-up by Julia Spence-McCoy* at SEMRush outlines 7 content writing guidelines for businesses to follow now that Google’s Panda 4.0 is in place.

Spence-McCoy’s analysis seems to place a more urgent emphasis than ever before on posting unique, knowledgeable and professionally written content only.

My favorite is #6, in which she advises companies to remove low-quality writing from their websites to avoid punishment from the new Google update.

Spence-McCoy goes on to advise, if removing bad content is not possible, companies should “start publishing more quality pieces immediately.”

 The Natural Health Writer loves this.

It sounds like Google’s Panda 4.0 may now even more aggressively target and punish the following affronts to the Art of Writing:

“Frankenwriting” that cobbles together copied-and-pasted phrases from scattered sources of questionable quality.

“Spun” content that changes a few words here and there to spawn meaningless permutations of the original piece.

Flat-out badly written copy: Typos, grammatical errors, poor sentence structure and lack of cohesion or meaning.

Inaccurate, unsubstantiated copy, which, in the natural health realm, creates risks far beyond a “Google Slap.”

Plagiarized content: Ah, plagiarism. The bane of Google, gumming up the works with redundant, unoriginal drivel.

*Here’s the Real Punchline:

I first read this awesome list of 7 Post-Panda 4.0 Content Rules to Live By as a LinkedIn post, “written by” an SEO consultant.

But scrolling down to the comment section, he was exposed as having plagiarized the entire post from the original work of Julia Spence-McCoy.

This means that this “SEO Consultant” plagiarized an article that was about avoiding plagiarism for SEO purposes…. Oh, the irony!

Talk about a misplaced comma!    ::rimshot::

But seriously, folks… what kind of writers are you working with in this Panda 4.0 world?